I had no idea Whoopi Goldberg could cook

 I just thought she ate out . . . a lot.

 

Whoopi Goldberg only feigns being upset about claims of blackface Joy Behar on The View: Her toy boy Ted Danson in 1993 roasted her in blackface with tales of backdoor lovin' and racism that she wrote

Ted Danson at Whoopi Goldberg Friars Club Roast, 1993

Finally found that floor mop I lost

ABC should put Roseanne on The View next

She could reprise Ted Danson and see how Whoopi likes it now.