Pennsylvania Democrats aren't stupid, the ones paying attention believe Biden +8, Klobuchar +7 and Bloomie +6 are better than anti-fracking Comrades Butt, Pocahonky and Bernie

Pennsylvania kinda slow on the uptake about Comrade Butt +4, however, who hides his anti-fracking unlike Bernie +2.6 and Pocahonky +3, who both would end it and plunge America into deep energy trouble.

Quinnipiac poll of 823 registered voters in Wisconsin through 2/18/20 shows Trump trouncing all Democrats

Klobuchar -11
Pocahonky -10
Bloomie -8
Comrade Butt -8
Comrade Bernie -7
Biden -7

Quinnipiac poll of 845 registered voters in Michigan through 2/18/20 shows Trump losing to all Democrats

Comrade Bernie +5
Bloomie +5
Biden +4
Pocahonky +2
Klobuchar +1
Comrade Butt +1

Quinnipiac poll of 845 registered voters through 2/18/20 in Pennsylvania: Trump losing to all Democrats

Biden +8
Klobuchar +7
Bloomie +6
Comrade Butt +4
Pocahonky +3
Comrade Bernie +2.6

Klobuchar's top selling point is normalcy

Only works anymore in places like Minnesota.

Bernie was the overwhelming first choice in the Iowa Democrat Caucus, and that's all that matters

In the second round, Biden bled out 2,693 votes, Klobuchar 1,288 votes, Yang a whopping 7,041 votes, and Steyer 2,670 votes. All of that is simply rearranging the deck chairs on their Titanic candidacies.

Bernie picked up just 2,155 of these 13,692 "anybody but Bernie" votes, but still he came out on top.

Case closed.

In a Marshall County Iowa precinct there weren't enough delegates to go around using rounding, so the winner Bernie didn't get a bonus for winning and Warren actually forfeited a delegate, apparently in a coin toss with Klobuchar

Iowa Democrats bungle caucuses, infuriate candidates, as reporting app developed by Democrat Party of Tech fails

Hello? Sum ting wong wit da app.

“We have no sense when results might come in," said [Mao fangirl] Anita Dunn, a senior adviser to Biden. "We are, as other campaigns are, very concerned with what they might release: the alignment numbers are not adding up." “It’s a total meltdown,” she added. ...

Sanders' supporters were already crying foul. [WaPo slogan stealer] Rep. Ilhan Omar, who campaigned for Sanders in Iowa this weekend, tweeted, "Democracy dies in the darkness!”

Elizabeth Warren's campaign and its allies barely contained their fury at the state party’s bungling of the caucuses. “It’s a mess,” [a trail of tears] campaign manager Roger Lau told reporters. "I think that every single second that passes where we don't get a final result is concerning." ...

The candidates addressed supporters late Monday, not waiting for results. Despite the delay in reporting, Sen. Amy Klobuchar [noted for throwing binders at people] said her campaign knew it was “punching above our weight.” ...

The results delay came after anecdotal reports from precinct caucus chairs early Monday, who said they were having issues with their caucus night reporting apps. The app, developed by the Democratic Party, helps the chairs do the math to help figure out which candidates will meet the viability thresholds Monday night. And it’s a tool to feed the ultimate results to the party in real-time. ...

In Polk County, county Democratic Party chair Sean Bagniewski said only about 20 percent of the chairs would actually be able to use it. “We’re telling everyone to phone it in at this point," Bagniewski said earlier in the day. But that may have set off the next snafu: the phone lines then jammed up. 

More.

Minnesota's Senator Amy Klobuchar running for president of the US in Iowa against Kentucky's Senator who is Majority Leader

Makes perfect sense, if you're a Democrat.

Hillary in 1993 was today's mean girl Amy Klobuchar, humiliated Vince Foster as hick lawyer in front of staff one week before suicide

Ken Starr left the information out of his FBI report so as not to further hurt Hillary.

Never trust a liberal to do the right thing.

EXCLUSIVE: Ken Starr says Hillary Clinton DID trigger Vince Foster's suicide when she humiliated him in front of White House staff and admits he omitted the finding in FBI report because he didn't want to 'inflict further pain' on her:

 

'Hillary put him down really, really bad in a pretty good-size meeting,' Copeland said. 'She told him he didn't get the picture, and he would always be a little hick town lawyer who was obviously not ready for the big time.' 

Indeed, Hillary went so far as to blame Foster for all the Clintons' problems and to accuse him of failing them, according to Clemente, who was also assigned by the FBI to the Starr investigation and who probed the circumstances surrounding Foster's suicide.

'Foster was profoundly depressed, but Hillary lambasting him was the final straw because she publicly embarrassed him in front of others,' said Clemente, who, like Copeland, was speaking about the investigation for the first time.

'Hillary blamed him for failed nominations, claimed he had not vetted them properly, and said in front of his White House colleagues, ''You're not protecting us'' and ''You have failed us,'' Clemente said. 'That was the final blow.'

After the meeting, Foster's behavior changed dramatically, the FBI agents found. Those who knew Foster said his voice sounded strained, he became withdrawn and preoccupied, and his sense of humor vanished. At times, Foster teared up. He talked of feeling trapped.

 

The first Democrat debate of Election 2020 ends with Kamala Harris skeet-shooting Klobuchar's binder thrown at Beto

"Spread your legs"

"I think ... I'm goin' ... to get me a beer"

h/t @the_bernie_bro

"I have high expectations for this country, loser"

Amy Klobuchar's staff calls for help: "We are being held in the Dirksen basement, please help"

Kamala Harris wants us all in jail, also ran Amy Klobuchar just wants to throw stuff at us

Kimberley Strassel detects a sign of a spine in Mitch McConnell on the Lynch AG appointment

Kim is smart as ever and looking good

From her Wall Street Journal column here:

Mr. McConnell made clear that so long as he didn’t get his trafficking bill, Democrats didn’t get Ms. Lynch. He would devote the rest of this week to the Cornyn-Klobuchar legislation, next week would be about the budget, the week after that would be Easter recess, and so on. Let’s hope Ms. Lynch enjoys Sudoku. No give, no get.

My Bazooms Are Bigger Than Hillary's

Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) is headed to Iowa