Showing posts with label Jane Fonda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jane Fonda. Show all posts

Saturday, February 25, 2023

Breitbart's John Nolte joins Move On, recommends forgiving Hanoi Jane's treason


 They used to hang traitors in the real America.

After 35 years of apologies, isn’t it time to forgive and move on?      

More.

Saturday, September 3, 2022

Hanoi Jane's hubris is the hubris of us all, left, right, and in between


 Old age is supposed to teach you a little humility, if life before that hasn't taught you any:

What we do or don’t do right now will determine what kind of future there will be.

Says the 85 year old who has been diagnosed with cancer.

Friday, January 31, 2020

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Thursday, November 5, 2009

My New Car

My New Car

I bought a new BMW-Li and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this," he said. "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "Assholes!" I yelled.

Immediately the FRENCH National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!

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