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Showing posts with label Jane Fonda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jane Fonda. Show all posts
Sunday, March 12, 2023
Saturday, February 25, 2023
Breitbart's John Nolte joins Move On, recommends forgiving Hanoi Jane's treason
They used to hang traitors in the real America.
After 35 years of apologies, isn’t it time to forgive and move on?
More.
Saturday, September 3, 2022
Hanoi Jane's hubris is the hubris of us all, left, right, and in between
Old age is supposed to teach you a little humility, if life before that hasn't taught you any:
What we do or don’t do right now will determine what kind of future there will be.
Says the 85 year old who has been diagnosed with cancer.
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
Friday, January 31, 2020
Saturday, December 14, 2019
Monday, October 14, 2019
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
Thursday, November 5, 2009
My New Car
My New Car
I bought a new BMW-Li and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this," he said. "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "Assholes!" I yelled.
Immediately the FRENCH National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
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