Alito sold Bud Light stock and bought Coors

 

 

 

 

 

Stupidest story yet:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/20/supreme-court-alito-sold-bud-light-stock-bought-coors-boycott.html

Scouting America for new victims

 

Boy Scouts victims begin receiving settlement payouts as appeals continue

Reuters, September 19, 2023

The Boy Scouts of America’s $2.46 billion settlement trust has begun sending payments to men who were abused as children by troop leaders, under a bankruptcy settlement still facing appeals from a minority group of abuse survivors.

The initial payments are being sent to 7,000 claimants who chose a "quick pay" option under the Boy Scouts of America's bankruptcy plan, with the first 70 claimants paid on Tuesday. Those claimants will receive $3,500 without going through the lengthier evaluation process that awaits 75,000 others who filed claims.

 

Trump embraces Bud Light, leaves Ann Coulter with no legs to stand on

 

Two men enter, one man leaves

 UFC fans threaten boycott after it announced BUD LIGHT deal...

Meanwhile, Ron DeSantis' natural constituency continues to flex its muscles

 Anheuser-Bush U.S. Profits Down 30% After Dylan Mulvaney Fiasco :

Anheuser-Busch InBev felt the sting of the Bud Light boycott, reporting a 10.5% drop in revenue and a nearly 30% plunge in core profit in the US during the second quarter — and has lost nearly $40 billion in value.

Yet the Belgian-based beer giant company continued to bury its head over the ill-fated tie-up with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney that has seen Bud Light on the precipice of losing its two-decade reign as the top-selling brand in the US.

I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso

 

Bud Light is the official beer of Forg's Gay Raptor pick 'em up truck owners

Found. On. Road. Gay. 

On the Bud Light boycott Trump is MIA

 Story.

Donald Trump Jr. is afraid Republicans will lose lots of campaign contributions if conservatives keep opposing Bud's Tranny Fluid

 “So here’s the deal. Anheuser-Busch totally shit the bed with this Dylan Mulvaney thing. I’m not, though, for destroying an American, an iconic company for something like this,” Trump declared, perhaps unaware that A-B is now owned by Belgian beer giant InBev.

More.

 

 

 

Notes from the future

 Some say the revolution began when the patriots disguised as Muslim women wearing burqas hijacked 342 semis full of Bud Light and crashed them into the rivers, lakes, and oceans on the night of July 4th.

Baseball fan takes incoming, doesn't drop the Bud Lights

Link.