Alito sold Bud Light stock and bought Coors

 

 

 

 

 

Stupidest story yet:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/20/supreme-court-alito-sold-bud-light-stock-bought-coors-boycott.html

Trump embraces Bud Light, leaves Ann Coulter with no legs to stand on

 

Two men enter, one man leaves

 UFC fans threaten boycott after it announced BUD LIGHT deal...

Meanwhile, Ron DeSantis' natural constituency continues to flex its muscles

 Anheuser-Bush U.S. Profits Down 30% After Dylan Mulvaney Fiasco :

Anheuser-Busch InBev felt the sting of the Bud Light boycott, reporting a 10.5% drop in revenue and a nearly 30% plunge in core profit in the US during the second quarter — and has lost nearly $40 billion in value.

Yet the Belgian-based beer giant company continued to bury its head over the ill-fated tie-up with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney that has seen Bud Light on the precipice of losing its two-decade reign as the top-selling brand in the US.

Bud Light is the official beer of Forg's Gay Raptor pick 'em up truck owners

Found. On. Road. Gay. 

Notes from the future

 Some say the revolution began when the patriots disguised as Muslim women wearing burqas hijacked 342 semis full of Bud Light and crashed them into the rivers, lakes, and oceans on the night of July 4th.

Baseball fan takes incoming, doesn't drop the Bud Lights

Link.