I think Uncle Si has done that already

Doctor removes prostate -- from 35 miles away!

Clay Travis is still dumb as a rock

 Gasoline for $68, huh?

 

 

There's 7.7 million breakthrough cases in the first eleven days of January, and I'm supposed to know one?

 

We were sayin' "Hey!" before this guy made it famous

Hey, Uncle Si Will Take Your Underwear Clean Off Your Butt!