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For all you haters out there, here are the top 10 LGBT-friendly companies

Google

Microsoft

H E B

Lululemon

Deloitte

Bath & Body Works

Progressive Insurance

IBM

Walt Disney Co.

Apple

 

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He's making a list, checking it twice . . .

Supremes rule 7-2 Obamacare stays: Congress set aside the penalty the law requires in 2017, but not the whole law, so no problemo

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"Since the United States government recognizes this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it."

There is no Santa Claus: I asked him to make her go away

Letterman was funny back in the day, like when he threw TVs off roof tops, but now Santa is the butt of the jokes

Laugh of the Day: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos.

Get Over It: Santa's Been White Since 1881

Actually, he was white before 1881, but this image by Thomas Nast for Harper's Weekly in 1881 became dominant in America from that time.

What You Get When Santa's Hearing Aid Batteries Die

You asked for a GPS unit . . .

. . . but you got a PMS unit instead.