In what will go down as the greatest troll in U.S. presidential
politics, Donald Trump put on an apron, scooped up some fries and blew a
hole in the HMS Harris-Walz. ...
And if you don’t understand what Trump did at McDonald’s and that it was a breakthrough in this campaign, then you don’t understand Trump or the country. ...
The cook who was too old, too tired and too senile to be president took the entire contents of the freezer bag labeled “Democratic Party” and emptied it into his metal basket.
Then he deep fried it in hydrogenated vegetable fat.
-- Phil Boas, "Trump went to McDonald's and fried Kamala Harris' campaign to a crisp" for The Arizona Republic
