Nothing but lies

 

Friday night fright night for Ukraine as Trump keeps Russian oil unsanctioned for a second consecutive month

 Trump is an asshole.

 

 

It's not

 Video shows ships turning away from Strait of Hormuz as confusion persists over whether sea lane is really open

Published last night at 2040:

U.S. oil price plunges below $84 as Iran declares Strait of Hormuz open, easing supply fears  

Published at 0900 this morning:

Iran declares Strait of Hormuz open to shipping but Trump says U.S. blockade still active  

The Joint Maritime Information Center Update 033 for the Strait of Hormuz April 16 2026 15:56 hours includes 2 full days of the Iran blockade April 14-15

  

"Historically average daily transit through the Strait of Hormuz is approximately 138 vessels per day."

 

Transit Average April 9-15 Strait of Hormuz: 5.1 vessels per day

 

 

 

Welcome to the Friday afternoon Strait of Hormuz sh!tshow, brought to you by Mad King Ludwig

 

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