Adolf Hitler warmly welcomed to The White House yesterday by President Paul von Hindenburg und his lovely wife

 

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Oh puhleeeez . . . Moochelle Obama is just fine with the author of pussy curvalicious served delicious

Red Lobster joins the dark side

"We are absolutely delighted with what we saw over the weekend, particularly the consumer sentiment that we saw expressed," Kim Lopdrup, CEO of Red Lobster, told CNBC. "It's clear that Beyonce has helped create some Red Lobster fans, and we are very grateful to her for that."

From the lyrics to Beyonce's "Formation":

"When he &%$# me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, cause I slay"

Monica Lewinsky Said In 2004 That Bill Clinton Completely Desecrated Her Character

Quoted here:

"Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert," she was quoted as saying. "That's not how it was. This was a mutual relationship, mutual on all levels, right from the way it started and all the way through. ... I don't accept that he had to completely desecrate my character."

Ten years later that's exactly what he did, so that now she's just a verb to a black female popstar.

No one gets Rosa Parksed last time I checked, except for Republicans on Barack Obama's bus.