Like no one else does

 

"I have a great schedule, and it's all mine."

Ted Cruz predicted it would happen in August

 

Republicans float a quiet conspiracy theory that Biden won't be on the ballot

“So here’s the scenario that I think is perhaps the most likely and most dangerous,” Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, said on his podcast last month. “In August of 2024, the Democrat kingmakers jettison Joe Biden and parachute in Michelle Obama.”

“I view this as a very serious danger,” he said.

 

 

 

Some of us couldn't stand him in any year, including this one

 

 

 Michelle O Opens Up About Marriage: 'Could Not Stand Him for 10 Years'...

LOL, phony green Barack Obama is a prepper, installs 2,500 gallon propane tank for 6,900 square foot Martha's Vineyard estate, five times the typical size

 Martha's Vineyard Times reports here:

The select board approved a request for a 2,500-gallon commercial propane tank for 79 Turkeyland Cove Road in Katama — owned by former President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. “We’ve never had a private propane tank come to us,” said select board member Arthur Smadbeck, with select board member Michael Donaroma noting a private-residence propane tank is typically a fraction of the quantity being requested. 

500 gallon tanks "provide adequate fuel needs for whole-home or business heating for structures up to 4,500 square feet."

 

Instead of wading into politics Moochelle should just wade out to sea

 I mean, it's right there in her own backyard.

And take George Bush with you, please!

https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/09/politics/michelle-obama-2022-elections-fight-for-vote/index.html

On the slowest news day in recent memory, the big LOL came this evening with Trump rolling back Moochelle's Nazi school food program on her birthday

Says Moochelle from the safety of her rich white people mansion

Jussie Smollett pretty tight with Moochelle

Why we love him still: Trump rips Moochelle right back

Trump to Michelle Obama: I'll Never Forgive Obama For What He Did To The Military

Students revolt against Moochelle's school lunches throwing away $1 billion worth of food a year

From the story here:

Penn-Trafford High School is among more than 500 schools that have dropped out of the NSLP since strict nutrition regulations were imposed on schools through the Healthy Hunger Free Act championed by former first lady Michelle Obama.

The changes drove down school food sales nationwide for the first time in years and created an estimated $1 billion in additional food waste as students across the country revolted against the rules.

Moochelle campaigning against Hillary in 2008: If you can't run your own house you certainly can't run the White House

She says her husband's opponent is not what good role modeling looks like.

Here.

Moochelle's man isn't like that, but he has flaunted boner and read out loud about pussy and ribs

Here and here.

Moochelle, here:

"I can tell you that the men in my life do not talk about women like this. And I know that my family is not unusual. And to dismiss this as everyday locker-room talk is an insult to decent men everywhere."

Oh puhleeeez . . . Moochelle Obama is just fine with the author of pussy curvalicious served delicious

Melania Trump is full of gratitude to be an American, Michelle Obama is just full of attitude

"On July 28th, 2006, I was very proud to become a citizen of the United States -- the greatest privilege on planet Earth." 

Moochelle, 2008: "For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country."

Hey Moochelle! Move out already, no one's forcing you to live there with 24-hour room service and a staff of 24!

Moochelle and Barack have milked the taxpayers well over $40 million for vacations with two years left to go

Moochelle with mother and daughters on safari in June 2011 

As reported here, where there appear to be some lacunae involving the extracurricular activities enjoyed while on official trips:

"Costs are hard to pin down, and most come as a result of Freedom of Information Act suits from taxpayer watchdog Judicial Watch which pegged the Obama-Biden vacation tab at $40 million last year [2014]. That was before first lady and daughters took spring break in China, and the first family's annual summer vacation in Martha's Vineyard, Christmas in Hawaii, and this year's holidays [2015]."

WaPo worries about Jeb's wife's spending of personal money, totally ignores Michelle Obama's marathon milking of the taxpayers

It took a FOIA request of the most transparent government ever to find out that Moochelle Obama milked the taxpayers for a $250,000 vacation in Ireland in 2013, but the Washington Post is all abuzz tonight over Jeb Bush's wife's personal spending on jewelry.

Keith Koffler reported here in April 2014 about Moochelle:

"First Lady Michelle Obama’s egregious use of the G-8 Summit in Northern Ireland last June to stage a luxury, touristy side-trip for herself and her daughters to Dublin cost taxpayers at least $251,161 according to documents obtained by Judicial Watch.

"But the cost is almost certainly much higher. For example, a separate Air Force jet that appeared to be Air Force Two, which costs more than $10,000 an hour to fly, was dispatched to Ireland to handle Michelle’s vacation-related travel. This cost is not included in the figures provided to Judicial Watch."

But WaPo's story, "Documents show the expensive tastes of Jeb Bush’s low-key wife", here, only has this to stay about the extravagant and unethical spending of President Obama's wife:

"First lady Michelle Obama drew fire for wearing a pair of sneakers that cost upward of $500 when she went to bag groceries at a food bank in 2009."

Moochelle turns anonymous shopping into racism

Liar liar pants on fire.

Seen here.

Queen Moochelle STILL has a huge chip on her shoulder

Seen here:

"I tell this story – I mean, even as the first lady – during that wonderfully publicized trip I took to Target, not highly disguised, the only person who came up to me in the store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf. Because she didn't see me as the first lady, she saw me as someone who could help her. Those kinds of things happen in life. So it isn't anything new."

WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP.

I WAS IN THE STORE RECENTLY AND AN OLD LADY COULDN'T REACH SOMETHING AND ASKED ME TO FETCH IT FOR HER, NOT BECAUSE SHE MISTOOK ME FOR AN EMPLOYEE BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE DO THINGS FOR EACH OTHER . . .

. . . UNLESS YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE USA. DON'T ASK HER FOR A SIMPLE ACT OF HUMAN KINDNESS, NO SIR.

THAT'S RACIST!

Moochelle flubs Braley name in Iowa stump speech six times, Terri Lynn Land in Michigan ripped for similar number of mentions that she's a mom

Politico, here:

After calling him “Bruce Bailey” at least five or six times during her remarks at a campaign event, even directing people to ‘vote.BruceBailey.com,’ an audience member eventually corrected the first lady.

Breitbart, here:

“In case you were wondering, @TerriLLand mentioned she's a mom with kids six times during the #MICalling show,” Chad Livengood, a reporter for the Detroit News, tweeted.