For your listening pleasure this evening, one year after the end of WWIII

 

Or is it two?

So it goes.

And to think World War III was only a year ago

 Seems longer ago than that.

See what I mean?

At least Billy Pilgrim knows what I mean.

Oh Soleimani

 

Please God, make it stop: First Soleimani, a week later Marianne Williamson

OK pervert: Blowback over alt-right opposition to Soleimani killing makes leader worry he is repulsive to red state normies

So far all the casualties in aborted World War III are in Iran at a funeral stampede and from an airliner shot down by mistake

Cue Barbra Streisand: "Somewhere . . . there's a drone for us"

Hey NBC, I'm burying my pet rat in the garden today, killed by a cat, you should send a film crew

If only, brother, if only

Qassem in the Box is only slightly larger than Jack in the Box, flies coach class back to Iran

Jokes and more jokes.

Flashback to February 2013 Glenn Greenwald story: You can thank Obama for how and why Trump killed Soleimani

Specifically, the president's assassination power "does not require that the US have clear evidence that a specific attack . . . will take place in the immediate future". The US routinely assassinates its targets not when they are engaged in or plotting attacks but when they are at home, with family members, riding in a car, at work, at funerals, rescuing other drone victims, etc.

Read it all here.

LOL: Soleimani's last vote

Paging Mr. Suleimani, please pick up your bag at carousel 9

LOL: Send coordinates so we can send flowers