A more stupid bunch has never occupied the White House

 

What's that crunching?

 

The case for stock market manipulation in the case of the proposed tariff penalties over Greenland is very weak

The tariff idea was floated before lunch on Friday, Jan 16.

Stocks closed down just 4-points that day.

The scale of the subsequent market reaction was comparatively minor in the event, and Trump pulled the trigger reversing himself very quickly unlike in April 2025.

Trump wants stock market winners, the rich, on his side, because he's losing the rest of us.

 

Trump always chickens out: Tariffs over Greenland canceled

SPX up 1.27%, long yields down 4 basis points, gold and silver cool off.

Same shit, different day.

 

Gold powers higher despite Trump's TACO on Greenland

 

Bond yields don't appear to believe Trump's disavowal of the use of force in Greenland

 

Yields give the finger to The Don for tariff threats over Greenland

 

More and more are saying that Trump is nuts

 

Mad King Ludwig says he's given peace a chance, but now it's time for something we're not going to really like

Trump ties his stance on Greenland to not getting Nobel Peace Prize, European officials say

 

If Trump had any imagination whatsoever he'd float Greenland Bonds as a proposal to finance a Greenland purchase

 

Instead it's just negative waves all the time. 

Trump floats new tariffs in push to acquire Greenland

 

Trump could propose a purchase to Denmark, and finance it with Greenland Bonds paying 5-6% over thirty years. Insurance companies and lotteries would love it.

 

But No, all he wants to do is punish, punish, punish. 

Unconstrained by re-election considerations, Trump does what he wants, but quietly, funding Planned Parenthood

 

Trump said we're not going to have Russia as a neighbor lol

"Right now, we are going to do something on Greenland, whether they like it or not because if we don't do it Russia or China will take over Greenland, and we're not going to have Russia or China as a neighbour. Okay? I would like to make a deal, you know, the easy way. But if we don't do it the easy way, we're going to do it the hard way."

Here. 

Who's going to tell him?

I hope this doesn't mean Alaska is . . . for sale. 

 

 

They must read me lol

 

I wouldn't say Greenland's PM exploded at Trump, he issued a calm but strongly worded statement

 Greenland's new prime minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen explodes at Donald Trump 'We don't belong to you' 

"We must listen when others talk about us. But we must not be shaken. President Trump says the United States is 'getting Greenland.'

"Let me make this clear: The U.S. is not getting that. We don't belong to anyone else. We decide our own future. We must not act out of fear. We must respond with peace, dignity and unity.

"And it is through these values that we must clearly, clearly and calmly show the American president that Greenland is ours. It was like that yesterday. That's how it is today. And that's how it will be in the future."

Yeah, it's cold in Greenland, but it's hot where you're goin' buster

 

The new Axis of Evil: Putin and Trump are tag-teaming to carve up the world

 

 Russia’s Putin says it would be a ‘profound mistake’ to dismiss Trump’s push for Greenland

“In short, the United States has serious plans regarding Greenland. These plans have long historical roots, as I have just mentioned, and it is obvious that the United States will continue to consistently advance its geo-strategic, military-political and economic interests in the Arctic,” Putin said.

 

Little Marco is the joke

 Rubio on buying Greenland: ‘This is not a joke’

President of Jerkola renames places on maps, Canal of Panamonium, Grifterland, and The Great White Eh up next

 

Google Maps to rename ‘Gulf of Mexico’ to ‘Gulf of America’

Good morning to all, except in Canada, Greenland, Panama, and Colombia

 

People just have to get over the idea that taking Panama, Canada, and Greenland is imperialism and think of it as Lebensraum instead