The most important thing commanding Mad King Ludwig's attention right now is renewing his threats against our friends in Greenland and NATO, not that our enemy Iran just attacked four ships in the Omani corridor in the last 24 hours

 His brain is a bucket of eels.

Trump renews Greenland threats at NATO summit, says U.S. could remove troops from Europe

Oil prices rise more than 2% after attacks on tankers in Strait of Hormuz  

UKMTO is reporting that three attacks were reported, not four.