Charles, Prince of Wales and global warming gasbag, emits more than 162 metric tons of carbon, 18 times an average Briton’s annual total, in just two weeks that included Greta Thunberg photo-op at Davos

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After one day of Trump defense Joni Ernst says Democrat case has been shredded to pieces

Joe Biden in New Hampshire joins Pocahonky in suicidal pledge to end fracking and pipelines

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US Space Forces prepare to fly around UrAnus and wipe out Klingons

Democrat Adam Schiff alienates more Republican Senators: Murkowski, Barrasso, Collins, Risch and Cotton

Trend for HDD in Grand Rapids, Michigan, since 1904 shows winters moderating about 1.5% from the mean over the last century

Trend for CDD in Grand Rapids, Michigan, since 1904 shows slightly cooler summers

Well, we can't have a bizarre situation now can we, not when 30 stars in the observable universe die every second

She can't go upstairs: Well, Sophia, you'll just have to use the first floor bathroom instead

Stacey Abrams suddenly calls for a halt to re-litigating her Georgia election defeat, I think

Did the FBI give a green light to Stefan Halper to use taxpayer money to recruit members of Trump campaign as intel sources?

Bernie gets his bounce predicted by Matt Taibbi, but it's partly on the strength of that outlier CNN poll

Pocahonky has told a chump who actually paid off student loans that he can't have his money back, so he stomped off down the warpath

Oops, Bernie Sanders in 1996 advocated the Social Security tax increases and benefit cuts for which he now criticizes Joe Biden

Also, Venezuela is a model of socialism we should emulate. Also, let all the prisoners vote. Also, well, you get the idea.

Democrat impeachment manager Adam Schiff doesn't believe in democracy

No one would ever know Drudge is a genius if it weren't for a novelist and something called Paste Magazine

Killers walk among us

Cretinous House Democrats, but I repeat myself, spent their first day in the Senate impeachment tribunal offending natural Republican allies like Murkowski

This won't take long.

Do try to pay attention Richard, Republicans presently control the Senate, you mean take back the House

Russia stole George W. Bush's balls when they invaded South Osetia and used those to invade Crimea