Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Hillary won in 2016, Stacey Abrams in 2018 and now BootyJudge in 2020


It's teh one thing Democrats do know how to do


People are the same everywhere

China can't count bodies and neither can Iowa.

Note to Nancy Pelosi on impeachment from Pocahonky campaign: Every second that passes undermines the process a little bit


It's a veritable cornucopia of 2020 Iowa Caucus debacle headlines this morning














So much for Democrat energy: Iowa Caucus first-timer share drops to 35%, down from 44% in 2016 and 57% in 2008

The entrance poll showed just about a third of voters — 35 percent — caucusing this year are first-timers, a lower level than in 2016, when first-timers made up 44 percent of the Hawkeye State's Democratic caucusgoers. And this year's level of new participants is well shy of that in 2008, when a whopping 57 percent of Democrats said they had never caucused before.


Iowa Democrats bungle caucuses, infuriate candidates, as reporting app developed by Democrat Party of Tech fails

Hello? Sum ting wong wit da app.
“We have no sense when results might come in," said [Mao fangirl] Anita Dunn, a senior adviser to Biden. "We are, as other campaigns are, very concerned with what they might release: the alignment numbers are not adding up." “It’s a total meltdown,” she added. ...

Sanders' supporters were already crying foul. [WaPo slogan stealer] Rep. Ilhan Omar, who campaigned for Sanders in Iowa this weekend, tweeted, "Democracy dies in the darkness!”

Elizabeth Warren's campaign and its allies barely contained their fury at the state party’s bungling of the caucuses. “It’s a mess,” [a trail of tears] campaign manager Roger Lau told reporters. "I think that every single second that passes where we don't get a final result is concerning." ...

The candidates addressed supporters late Monday, not waiting for results. Despite the delay in reporting, Sen. Amy Klobuchar [noted for throwing binders at people] said her campaign knew it was “punching above our weight.” ...

The results delay came after anecdotal reports from precinct caucus chairs early Monday, who said they were having issues with their caucus night reporting apps. The app, developed by the Democratic Party, helps the chairs do the math to help figure out which candidates will meet the viability thresholds Monday night. And it’s a tool to feed the ultimate results to the party in real-time. ...

In Polk County, county Democratic Party chair Sean Bagniewski said only about 20 percent of the chairs would actually be able to use it. “We’re telling everyone to phone it in at this point," Bagniewski said earlier in the day. But that may have set off the next snafu: the phone lines then jammed up. 

Monday, February 3, 2020

Here's just two of the class acts wishing Rush Limbaugh well after announcing his cancer diagnosis



When China reports daily the total number of coronavirus deaths, just think "per day" and by the time this is over that'll be about right

Wait until Trump finds out about this, then we're really in trouble

Honestly after three terms in office he still wouldn't get it.

Team Bush Hunter wins the Super Bowl


Well, that settles it, JLo for president then


From now on all the states minus California shall be known as "the other 49ers"


Doug Schoen's 2016 book PUTIN'S MASTER PLAN makes more sense learning he's been on the Ukraine payroll for years

Republican Paul Manafort is not the only one who has been making millions off the Ukrainians for years. Democrats have also long been contesting that ground. 

The Wikipedia entry on Schoen says he was making $40k a month from Pinchuk starting in 2000. That's the almost $500k annually "to start" Schachtel mentions in his thread, so yeah, big money for nearly 20 years straight. Schoen, of course, is a Democrat and was closely involved with the Clintons in the past. The Clinton Foundation itself is said to have received as much as $25 million from Pinchuk.

When you voted for the Willie Horton ad but you got the Alice Johnson ad instead


Learning Bill Kristol gave money to Ralph Blackyface Northam is what Blue Mondays are all about

#kristolnicht


Bloomberg's madcap spending to stop imaginary problems is a warning how he'd spend the taxpayers' funds


JLo starring in "King Thong" singing her hit single "They'll Cut You, Man"


49ers for the win: Five Thirty Eight is not very good at this, said Hillary had a 71.4% chance of winning on 11/8/2016


Nah, Superbowl 54 will be remembered for the 49ers just giving up after the Damien Williams touchdown ruling with 2:44 remaining

Which, yeah, ain't great football.