If Iowa can't figure out how to rig a poll, it doesn't deserve to be first

LOL: Des Moines Register/CNN pulls final poll . . . because its endorsed candidate came in fourth?

Hi how are ya? Hi how are ya? Hi how are ya?

Nah, but the resemblance to Joseph Goebbels is uncanny

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Move over bread and circuses, Bernie brings beer and music

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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — Fans danced gleefully to music while guzzling beer. Smiles abounded and deafening cheers arose without warning. And, in the restroom, someone was smoking what smelled like marijuana.

Yes, it was a concert. Yes, it was a party. ...

Sanders fans filled the floor and the first level at the U.S. Cellular Center in downtown Cedar Rapids, where the concessions were open and individual vendors walked around selling beer and bottled water. The men’s restroom on the floor level had the distinct odor of marijuana smoke.

It's amazing how many ludicrous don't eat meat to prevent coronavirus tweets Twitter allows, but Zero Hedge gets banned for supposedly doxxing a bona fide virus researcher named Peng Zhou

Is This The Man Behind The Global Coronavirus Pandemic?

LOL: Eating meat causes coronavirus because animals live in dirt, you know, just like plants

The Democrat Party is not a normal organization and doesn't have a message which is susceptible of coordination

China reports 304 dead from coronavirus, 14,380 cases

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Pocahonky launches sneak attack on Chief Black Robe, famous hunter from Tennessee and dog musher from Alaska intervene to save scalp and end Indian war for good

John Delaney dropped out of the race yesterday, Bill, in accord with the will of God, maybe you've heard of them?

Thank God a conservative actually made it this far

Atheist Adam Savage, Speaker Nancy Pelosi constituent, Humanist of the Year and myth-maker, not very happy with the Republican US Senate's 11 Presbyterians, 9 Catholics, 9 Baptists, 7 Methodists, 6 Evangelicals, 3 Lutherans, 3 generic Protestants, 1 Church of Christ and 2 Mormons who voted against having to do the job the House wouldn't do

Everyone always forgets the French, with their stupid wines, cheeses and nuclear weapons

What did Jessica Mann think the second time she saw Harvey Weinstein naked?

Fair number of elites are fine with the rare wines, female escorts, foie gras and exotic travels they get in exchange for assisting globalists crush the cost of labor

Homeownership growth under Trump is slowing as of the end of 2019

Peeling off Romney and Collins for a 49-51 result isn't losing "so horribly": That those Republicans cared so little for the constitutional order, which hangs by a thread, should upset us

Coronavirus shows evidence of engineering to be highly infectious: Because flu kills far more people this product was likely not ready to be deployed yet as a weapon and simply escaped the lab accidentally

This would explain the ensuing panic in China and the lockdown of millions compared to e.g. flu viruses which kill far more people but never engender such responses.

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China reports coronavirus deaths 259, cases 11,791

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When Democrats can't get Lisa Mercowsky to vote with them, you know they really do hate the constitutional order and want it overthrown

It doesn't matter how you spell Murkowski in Alaska. The judge knows who you mean.