Joe Biden 2008: Increase funding for border patrol

Biden for President 2008:

Joe Biden supports increasing border security – finding out exactly who is coming in and out of our country – and expanding resources for border patrol.

Joe Biden 2008 "opposes issuing driver's licenses to [illegal] immigrants"

Joe Biden Was Opposed To Driver's Licenses For Undocumented Immigrants In 2008:

"Senator Biden opposes issuing driver's licenses to undocumented immigrants," read Biden's 2008 immigrant plan, a position he reiterated with a firm "no" when asked if he supported granting drivers licenses in a 2007 debate.

Job openings are never filled in order to justify more H-1B slave labor

He's dead, Jim

They're all dead.

Jobless claims may have bottomed: Initial claims higher than a year ago for the third week in a row

And this week first time claims are higher than a year ago in all three categories.

Tick tock tick tock tick tock, says the shit-hole clock

Joe Biden 2007: DC schools do poorly compared to Iowa schools because DC has a high minority population

Biden 'stumbles' over education question:

"There's less than one percent of the population of Iowa that is African American. There is probably less than four of five percent that are minorities. What is in Washington? So look, it goes back to what you start off with, what you're dealing with."

No, Ann, stop this baby stuff, bomb the hell out of Mexico and then go in and take all the tacos

So now Clapper agrees with AG Barr because what the FBI did to Trump meets the dictionary definition of spying, but hey! we don't use the dictionary definition 'cause it's icky!

Thread.

It's Creepy Uncle Joe by +23.5 over Sanders, and women are starting to throw themselves at him

Woman tells Biden at rally: 'You can hug and kiss me anytime, Joe' :

Biden laughed nervously as the crowd roared in approval, before making the sign of the cross to suggest a prayer of forgiveness.

 

ROFL: Stephen L. Miller likes this lesbo action because it's so bi-partisan

Senator Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona has been acting naughty ever since she was elected in 2018. She may be a Democrat bi-sexual, but she's clearly a pitcher, not a catcher.

Senator Chuck Grassley, that dud from Iowa, is better on immigration than our feckless president, Donald Judas Trump

Trump is president, but we are being invaded: 1% of Guatemala and Honduras population has entered US since Sep 2018

WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH NO ONE WILLING TO ENFORCE THE BORDER, SO IT'S NOT A REAL COUNTRY.

Shock: Over 1% of Guatemala, Honduras entered US since September:

[O]ver 1% of the populations of Guatemala and Honduras have entered the United States since September, according to the Homeland Security Department chief.

Bernie imploded within a week of his CNN town hall over his voting rights plan for criminals

75% of Americans disagree with Bernie Sanders' plan to let every US prisoner vote -- John Haltiwanger Apr. 30, 2019, 9:52 AM:

The vast majority of Americans — roughly 75% — do not support Sen. Bernie Sanders' proposal to enfranchise all prisoners, but many are open to giving voting rights to non-violent inmates, according to a new INSIDER poll. ...

During a CNN town hall last Monday, the Vermont senator was asked to clarify if he supports voting rights for people like the Boston Marathon bomber or people convicted of rape. Sanders replied that even "terrible people" should be allowed to vote, contending that disenfranchising any group of people is a "slippery slope."

After Bernie lost Cher on April 23rd over letting criminals vote, it was all over for Bernie (Joe Biden officially announced on April 25th)

Trump's FBI Director, Christopher Wray, doesn't deny that the FBI may have LEGALLY spied on the Trump Campaign

FBI boss says it did NOT spy on Trump's 2016 campaign despite his boss Bill Barr using the word and says he knows of NO 'illegal surveillance'

The Ilhan Omar "occupied" Gaza tweets are identical, but @Ilhan deleted hers while @IlhanMN did not

So, officially Gaza isn't occupied, but personally it is. Or something.

Managing schizophrenia is very difficult. Or something.

Trump's popularity position suggests he's re-electable, but don't forget how Bush 41 utterly blew it

Ahead of Obama, Reagan and Carter at this point in their presidencies, only Carter wasn't re-elected.

If liberals had any brains, or principles, they'd crucify Trump over illegal immigration just as conservatives crucified Bush 41 over taxes, but they have neither brains nor principles. Bush 41 proves you can go from stellar to defeated in little over a year, but Trump, as old Republicans keep reminding us, is no Bush 41. 

Neoliberal exhaustion: Biden keeps soaring over Bernie, now +22.3, even though he's a complete nitwit

Cook County Illinois Inspector General's investigation may have new Democrat Governor Pritzker taking classes from former Governor Rod Blagojevich in prison

Source: Feds Probe Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker, First Lady For Property Tax Appeals On Gold Coast Mansion:

The county watchdog said all of that amounted to a “scheme to defraud” taxpayers out of more than $331,000. ...

The property tax scandal picked up steam just a month before the November 2018 gubernatorial election, when the Chicago Sun-Times published news of a confidential memo from Cook County Inspector General Patrick Blanchard. ...

The confidential Sept. 28, 2018 report by the inspector general characterized the Pritzkers’ tax appeal as a “scheme to defraud” taxpayers. Blanchard also connected the scheme to possible violations of state and federal law, including perjury and mail fraud.