Saturday, April 18, 2026

Buffoon says what?


 

Trump says U.S. has ‘good news’ on Iran as Tehran says the Strait of Hormuz is closed again

... Ghalibaf, quickly disputed Trump’s claim that Tehran had cleared the strait for transit.

“With the continuation of the blockade, the Strait of Hormuz will not remain open,” Ghalibaf wrote in a translated X post.

Indeed, video footage from ship tracking firm Kpler shows a number of tankers and cargo ships did try to exit the waterway on Friday, but turned back.

 “They’ve clearly not been given approval to pass through,” Matt Smith, director of commodity research at Kpler, told CNBC. ...

Friday, April 17, 2026

Nothing but lies

 



Friday night fright night for Ukraine as Trump keeps Russian oil unsanctioned for a second consecutive month

 Trump is an asshole.

 


 Update from CNBC Saturday:

U.S. renews Russian oil waiver after pressure from countries dealing with Iran war price shocks 

... “As negotiations (with Iran) accelerate, Treasury wants to ensure oil is available to those who need it,” a Treasury Department spokesperson said. Just two days earlier, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Washington would not be renewing the waiver for Russian oil and another for Iranian oil, which is set to expire on Sunday. ...

U.S. lawmakers from both political parties had slammed the administration over the sanctions waivers, saying they stood to help the economy of Iran while it was at war with the U.S. and of Russia as it was at war with Ukraine. ... 

It's not

 Video shows ships turning away from Strait of Hormuz as confusion persists over whether sea lane is really open

Published last night at 2040:

U.S. oil price plunges below $84 as Iran declares Strait of Hormuz open, easing supply fears  

Published at 0900 this morning:

Iran declares Strait of Hormuz open to shipping but Trump says U.S. blockade still active  

The Joint Maritime Information Center Update 033 for the Strait of Hormuz April 16 2026 15:56 hours includes 2 full days of the Iran blockade April 14-15

  

"Historically average daily transit through the Strait of Hormuz is approximately 138 vessels per day."

 

Transit Average April 9-15 Strait of Hormuz: 5.1 vessels per day

 

 



 

Welcome to the Friday afternoon Strait of Hormuz sh!tshow, brought to you by Mad King Ludwig

 



Now do the U.S. Mail

 Mamdani: We're Being Told A City-Run Grocery Store Is Implausible While Spending $500 Million A Day To Kill People In Iran

Thursday, April 16, 2026

Inflation, whether pandemic induced or war induced, has been berry berry good for hiding price increases to boost corporate profits

 


A liberal who hates filing his very complicated taxes wants our payrolls run through the government, our incomes tracked, and our taxes automatically deducted

 Yeah, that'll be popular.

 Tax Day Could Be a Breeze 

... Some years ago, I traveled to the Faroe Islands, an autonomous territory of Denmark, to report on their tax authority, which is arguably the best in the world. There, all normal wages are routed through a central government database, which automatically keeps track of how much you are making, and what benefit programs you are eligible for.

While this computerized system is quite sophisticated and required a lot of initial investment, it is incredibly easy to operate. For an ordinary worker, what you owe automatically comes out of the paycheck, and any benefit payments automatically go right into your bank account. Ordinary employees don’t have to file their taxes or any enrollment paperwork (if they have a child and become eligible for the Faroese child allowance, for instance, the money just starts showing up), while employers don’t have to hire a payroll processor to handle their tax payments. ... 

 

The Nobel Committee needs to create a War Prize, stat

Why the world has the petrodollar, not a petroyuan

Don’t call time on dollar dominance just yet, say analysts as ‘petroyuan’ call sparks debate 

... “Oil is not priced in US dollars simply because the United States has long acted as the world’s policeman,” wrote Sonal Desai, Franklin Templeton’s fixed income CIO.  

“Oil exporters have a strong self-interest in getting paid in USD, because of what dollars represent: access to the deepest, most liquid capital markets in the world, backed by an institutional and legal framework that protects property rights and enforces contracts, supported by a strong, dynamic, and innovative economy.” ...

Franklin Templeton’s Desai added in the note that building the right infrastructure for a credible replacement, consisting of “deep markets, rule of law, full convertibility, a track record of macro stability”, takes decades, not years. ...

Desai added that the dollar’s recent weakness is simply a function of its characteristics. 

“Some dollar softness is perfectly consistent with global reserve currency status,” Desai wrote. 

“Unlike the renminbi, the dollar is a freely floating currency. It floats – up and down.”

 


 

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

The high seas are the common property of all mankind

 


MAGA Marxist: Our gangsta good, your gangsta bad


 

 Ungar-Sargon: Trump Out-Gangstered the Islamic Republic of Iran

Just in time for Tax Day 2026, the Bezos Post says it's not fair to tax the richest so much, you know, people like Jeff, when the almost rich could pay so, so much more lol

But they are making my point for me nevertheless, God bless 'em.

My morning coffee, my Sunday hamburger, my Italian tomatoes, pasta and olive oil, and now even my salad

I coulda mentioned salad the other day, but I didn't.

The average price made a new record high in 1Q2026. 


  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why BLTs and salad just got more expensive — tariffs, war send tomato prices soaring

This story is about fresh tomatoes, not salad, and it is interesting, but the average price of tomatoes in 1Q2026 still hasn't surpassed 1Q2016.

Adjusted for inflation since 1Q1980, tomatoes could cost $2.64 per pound, but they were only $1.98 in 1Q.

As the story says, canned tomatoes are much cheaper. I make my sauce from stewed whole plum tomatoes from a can, preferably Italian, preferably San Marzano or Parma, but there are many acceptable American brands to choose from. 

Mad King Ludwig can't get Kevin Warsh confirmed on time, throws another tantrum at Powell

 Powell staying on as acting chair until Trump can get his shit together would be customary procedure, not an anomaly.

 Trump threatens to fire Powell if Fed chair doesn’t leave office on his own

 Fed nominee Warsh filings detail vast wealth, far exceeding past chairs

 ... Warsh’s filings detail roughly 1,800 individual assets. Many individual items are identified as being subject to “pre-existing confidentiality obligations” that prevent him from specifying the underlying assets.

Warsh in the filings pledges to divest these assets if confirmed. ...

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

The CDC has truncated its COVID-19 wastewater chart to begin in spring 2024 instead of allowing you to compare the current era with the pandemic era

 

screenshot mar 2, 2026


Barking dogs bark, market cheerleaders cheer

 S&P 500 marches higher one day after benchmark wipes out Iran war losses

CNBC wholesale prices headline spin zone: "rose much less than expected"; Ragin' inflation reality: "the biggest 12-month gain since February 2023"

And core wholesale inflation in 1Q2026 also rounds to 3.8% yoy, and is right back where we started with Trump in 1Q2025, if you give me 0.04 for 3.77% year over year.

 

Wholesale prices rose 0.5% in March, much less than expected despite war impact

The producer price index, a gauge of pipeline costs for final demand goods and services, increased a seasonally adjusted 0.5% for the month, well below the Dow Jones consensus estimate for 1.1%.

Excluding food and energy, core PPI was up just 0.1% against the forecast for 0.5%.

On an annual basis, the all-items PPI accelerated 4%, the biggest 12-month gain since February 2023. The core PPI posted a 3.8% annual gain. ...

All items

Core

Monday, April 13, 2026