August 2014: GAO report says Obama administration violated DoD Appropriations Act in Bergdahl prisoner swap, DoD also violated Antideficiency Act

Impeach the mofo.

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Six of the seven Democrat impeachment managers were all for impeachment before the so-called offense occurred

Good point, by the same guy who figured out who Neontaster is but decided to wait until the time was right before doxxing him

When Madcow isn't munching rugs she's hacking up hairballs

Nancy Pelosi suffers from Russia hysteria, shouldn't have the poop deck watch in the Bering Strait let alone be in line for the presidency

GAO report says Trump's OMB violated 1974 Impoundment Control Act by temporarily withholding Ukraine aid

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Wow, the timing, what a coincidence.

Tucker Carlson calls up the Virginia militias for January 20 rally in Richmond

The institutions are crumbling because the people are rotten

We have only ourselves to blame.

Breaking: Pelosi delayed the impeachment waiting on her commemorative embossed souvenir pen order bearing her signature

The choreography is so over the top for the somber occasion, too, designed doubtlessly to mock Trump.

Speaking of carving out new states of the union, Virginia looks set to divide again, over guns, giving us West Virginia, Virginia, and South Virginia

Maybe what's left of Virginia will call itself Northern Virginia, but probably not. Might remind people of the Army of Northern Virginia, Robert E. Lee, minstrel shows in blackface, Gov. Ralph Northam, you know, that kind of thing.

I'm confused: How can the world be ending in 11 years when Obama stopped the rise of the oceans in 2008?

I mean, he just bought a house on an island, amirite?

The world's ending in 11 years and I'm not going to fill what little time I have left with Nancy Pelosi's phoney baloney plastic banana good time rock and rolla existentialist enhanced maracas

AOC is still pretending that she didn't say what she said a year ago, and that we now have only 11 years left, my God!

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UK Speaker John Bercashcow

OK fat

House fatso insults the Senate.

This will go well.

With the budget deficit topping $1 trillion again, Larry Kudlow promises a middle class tax cut proposal for later in the year

The American people are for two incompatible things, spending and tax cuts, and Trump is giving it to them, good and hard.

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Speaker Pelosi snubs Justin Amash for impeachment manager, names some unknown Democrats instead

• Pelosi names Reps. Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, Hakeem Jeffries, Zoe Lofgren, Val Demings, Jason Crow and Sylvia Garcia to manage the House impeachment case against Trump.

I sure hope the job comes with a map so they can find the US Senate chambers, and a pocket copy of the constitution.

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Elizabeth Warren rejects Bernie Sanders' handshake at end of debate to demonstrate who is the real communist and who the slave of the bourgeois status quo still oppressing us

Trump digs coal's grave

Mayor Bloomberg once was a Republican, then he became a Democrat, now he's just a meatball

Better be a turkey meatball, mister.