Tuesday, September 13, 2011

M-m-m-my Moroni

Moroni atop The Temple in Salt Lake City
Ooh, my little naive one, naive one
Open up a package of my moroni
Ooh, I think this guy is dumb, this guy is dumb
Top him with a little of my moroni

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a golden snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my moroni

Spreadin' it on really thick, in secret scripts
Spread it with a little of this moroni
Wear the glasses if you must, if you must
If you do I'm sure you won't miss my moroni

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a golden snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my moroni
M-m-m-my moroni

(belch)

Goin' to the temple now, temple now
I'm the city's biggest moroni buyer
Walkin' down the shopping aisles, shopping aisles
Filling up my basket with Joe the liar

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a golden snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my moroni
M-m-m-my moroni
M-m-m-my moroni
M-m-m-my moroni


(with apologies to Weird Al)