Friday, February 7, 2020

Correctomundo, Byron, Bernie clearly won Iowa


Friday Afternoon Club: Orkin Pest Control escorts Alexander Vindman out of the White House

You thought I was kidding about Harry Stamper: 69% of MODERATE New Hampshire Democrats prefer a meteor strike to Trump reelection

The Democrat Party has hit the self-destruct button and only Harry can save us.

James Cue Ball Carville: Hillary deleted the emails because the Russians wrote them


You'd better be nicer to us . . . we only have eleven years left and Stamper is booked through 2030



Breaking news: Climate forecast darkens


If you know who John Berman is, then the chances are good that you know a lot of things that aren't true


Joe's a walshout because he thinks we should install presidents by force and remove dictators by voting




The second round of voting in Iowa was undemocratic and corrupt, as this example of vote-padding plainly demonstrates: Just go with the first round totals and be done with it; there's no other way to fix it

You can't keep voting until they say that you got it right and still call it democracy. Bernie won the first round decisively.

He was a walshout in Iowa


Missing full-time jobs in January 2020: 6.3 million

Previous peak for average full-time as a percentage of population: 2006
Percentage @ peak: 52.3%
Percentage in Jan 2020: 49.85%
Full-time in Jan 2020: 129.379 million
Full-time in Jan 2020 @ 52.3% of 259.502 million: 135.719 million
Missing full-time: 6.34 million


Bernie has decided to flip-flop on immigration, jettison the proletariat he's got and import a new one

Find 'em, feel 'em, eff 'em, forget 'em, just like Trump.

Kinda pathetic he comes back after being gone since April and heads straight for the bartender


I don't mind if you steal my Trump/Limbaugh BFI Unemployment Rate chart, just don't call it the Big Fat Idiot Unemployment Rate, PLEASE


Just think of all those girls 40 years ago: They were at home, eating but not working, and they just threw it all away (what WERE they thinking? and what on earth are they thinking NOW?)


Introducing the Trump/Limbaugh Big Fat Idiot Unemployment Rate, and the good news is in January 2020 we're back on track to more people not working but still eating, just like under the Carter Administration 40 years ago