Headlines to remain illiterate as before

 Wather forecasts may be less accurate due to govt cuts...

Esla sucks

 

Nevah hoid of it

 FERRRI buyers getting younger. 40% now under 40...

IRS turmoil into thrown

 

IRS into thrown turmoil at height of tax season...

... two IRS employees who spoke to CNN said that some of the actions taken by DOGE inside IRS appear to be aimed at finding ways to use the agency’s protected data to find undocumented immigrants. ...

Pivotes lol

 UPDATE: Zuckerberg pivotes to right...

Drudge's poorly paid help calls one of the most destructive firestorms in memory from the LA Times story "the most distructive in history" lol

 The LA Times doesn't lose its cool when reporting the news, but Drudge does.

More than 1,100 homes, businesses and other buildings have burned and at least five people are dead in wildfires scorching communities across Los Angeles County, making this one of the most destructive firestorms to hit the region in memory.     

Always, always, always read the sources.

I'm breatheless

 I'm supposed to pay extra to read the illiterate?

 https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/13/oracle-breaths-new-life-into-the-ai-trade-here-are-two-related-stock-plays.html

Yep, it's the weekend at Drudge

  VIAGRA could have dramatic outcome for pegnant women...

Weekend help has the rhythm, reports early for work at Drudge lol

 

The holiday help has reported for duty at Drudge lol

 

Exaggeration is OK, over-exaggeration? not so much lol

 Everything is awesome.

Another example of the loss of the sense of proportionality:

Biden Campaign Co-Chair: Bernie Sanders Comparing Gaza War To Biden's Vietnam Is "An Over-exaggeration"

Drudge works the weekend, spells "millennial" correctly

 New class war between millennials...

Drudge uses a bot which simply repeats the misspelled headlines

 

WTAF Drudge

 

In time of need, dummy, in time OF need

KING CHARLES CALLS FOR MORE KINDNESS IN TIME ON NEED...

 King Charles will stress the importance of friendship "especially in a time of need" in his first public address since the Princess of Wales revealed she was undergoing cancer treatment.

 

What is profit gauging?

 I think he means gouging.

Biden sharpens attack on profit gauging...

The ARTIC blast at Drudge is finally over, six days later

 

Can you imagine working for Drudge and lifting this particular typo verbatim and reproducing it for a headline?

 C'mon man.

That guy's brain emits artic temperatures.

 

 

 

 

Drudge: Just updated but still misspelled lol

And things were so boring lately. I'm freezing to death in my cardboard box but this imbecile keeps me moving just enough to stay alive.

 

Ridiculous: It was -18F in Iowa yesterday, you'd stay home too

 SITTING OUT '24? CAUCUS TURNOUT MUCH LOWER THAN EXPECTED...

Old Republicans in Iowa yesterday: Why should I bother to go, Trump's just going to win anyway.

'Lack of enthuasim'... lol

That'h eathy for you to thay:

 

 

 

 

 

Stupid is as stupid does.

smdh