Key descriptors from the LOL story, "Suburban women lead the charge vs. Trump", here:
yoga pants
sneakers
left her Lincoln Aviator idling [climate change for thee but not for me]
Lori Goldman
could not have described the branches of government
white
started her group Fems for Dems in early 2016 [Hillary partisan]
→the stereotype of a suburban woman [uh huh]
She’s hungry because she often doesn’t take the time to eat [see below]
Her knee aches from a replacement surgery six months ago [see below]
Often the houses have Trump flags hanging from the porch rails
[oops, how'd that get in there?]
“But this is war,” she says, and she considers herself a street fighter
a $2 million house
fancy car
American Express black card that she always loses because she keeps it in her bra
"mansplaining...it’s happened since Adam and Eve"
Sometimes she stands up in the middle of Starbucks and bellows [I'll bet she does].
