Friday, October 26, 2012

Obama Sings His Version Of "If I Had A Hammer"

Well I've had a hammer
I've hammered in the morning
I've hammered in the evening
All over this land
I've hammered out class war
I've hammered out en-mi-ty
I've hammered out hate between the rich and the poor
All over this land






Well I've had a sickle
It's a lopper in the morning
It's a lopper in the evening
All over this land
I've lopped off full-time jobs
I've lopped off G-D-P
I've lopped off home-owners' e-qui-ty
All over this land

Well I've had a checkbook
I've used it in the morning
I've used it in the evening
All over this land
I've milked it for traveling
I've milked it for par-ty-ing
I've spent a wad on my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Well I've got a hammer
And I've got a sickle
And I've got your checkbook
All over this land
I'll smash you middle class
I'll cut you down to size
I'm making you equal and equally poor
All over this land




h/t Tomas