My Plan For Middle East Peace
- Evacuate all persons from the Holy Land
- Muslims get Nevada
- Jews get Florida
- Christians get to settle anywhere in the US
- Disney becomes the concessionaire of the Holy Land
- America gets 50 percent of the take
- Disney gets 40 percent
- Nevada and Florida split the rest
- Muslims cannot visit Florida anytime, nor the Holy Land in February, April, June, September, and November
- Jews cannot visit Nevada anytime, nor the Holy Land in January, March, May, July, August, October and December