A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in: Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas.
Our DIPSTICKS are located in: DC.
Any questions?
No?
Didn't think so.
h/t cg