Tuesday, February 4, 2020

It's not an irony, it's a plot


How, you ask? Hire unemployed journalists from Buzzfeed and HuffPo to write the code, that's how.


Maybe Democrat turnout in Iowa has been in decline since 2008 because of corruption and incompetence


It's almost like there's a Shadow Party rigging everything in Iowa


NYT tech columnist exonerates the polling technology, says stupid Boomers just don't know how to work this thing

Les deplorables, better elections.

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Journalists laid off by Buzzfeed and HuffPo come up short with design of Iowa Dem Caucus app

Not everyone can learn to code.

smdh

Joe Biden: If at first you don't succeed, keep on succing until you do succeed


Blame Hillary: Failed Democrat Iowa Caucus app was created by Hillary for America firm "Shadow"

The Shadow knows.

Still trying to become president, I see.

smdh

Hillary won in 2016, Stacey Abrams in 2018 and now BootyJudge in 2020


It's teh one thing Democrats do know how to do


People are the same everywhere

China can't count bodies and neither can Iowa.

Note to Nancy Pelosi on impeachment from Pocahonky campaign: Every second that passes undermines the process a little bit


It's a veritable cornucopia of 2020 Iowa Caucus debacle headlines this morning














So much for Democrat energy: Iowa Caucus first-timer share drops to 35%, down from 44% in 2016 and 57% in 2008

The entrance poll showed just about a third of voters — 35 percent — caucusing this year are first-timers, a lower level than in 2016, when first-timers made up 44 percent of the Hawkeye State's Democratic caucusgoers. And this year's level of new participants is well shy of that in 2008, when a whopping 57 percent of Democrats said they had never caucused before.


Iowa Democrats bungle caucuses, infuriate candidates, as reporting app developed by Democrat Party of Tech fails

Hello? Sum ting wong wit da app.
“We have no sense when results might come in," said [Mao fangirl] Anita Dunn, a senior adviser to Biden. "We are, as other campaigns are, very concerned with what they might release: the alignment numbers are not adding up." “It’s a total meltdown,” she added. ...

Sanders' supporters were already crying foul. [WaPo slogan stealer] Rep. Ilhan Omar, who campaigned for Sanders in Iowa this weekend, tweeted, "Democracy dies in the darkness!”

Elizabeth Warren's campaign and its allies barely contained their fury at the state party’s bungling of the caucuses. “It’s a mess,” [a trail of tears] campaign manager Roger Lau told reporters. "I think that every single second that passes where we don't get a final result is concerning." ...

The candidates addressed supporters late Monday, not waiting for results. Despite the delay in reporting, Sen. Amy Klobuchar [noted for throwing binders at people] said her campaign knew it was “punching above our weight.” ...

The results delay came after anecdotal reports from precinct caucus chairs early Monday, who said they were having issues with their caucus night reporting apps. The app, developed by the Democratic Party, helps the chairs do the math to help figure out which candidates will meet the viability thresholds Monday night. And it’s a tool to feed the ultimate results to the party in real-time. ...

In Polk County, county Democratic Party chair Sean Bagniewski said only about 20 percent of the chairs would actually be able to use it. “We’re telling everyone to phone it in at this point," Bagniewski said earlier in the day. But that may have set off the next snafu: the phone lines then jammed up.