Free trade hastens the revolution

John Bolton, Republican furry

John Bolton saved Trump's high crime for a book because, as everyone well knows, his ginormous mustache prevented him from blowing the whistle

Deadbeat dad Hunter Biden spotted with latest baby mama and Porsche lunching at Waldorf Astoria

The guy has been ordered to appear in an Arkansas court January 29 on contempt charge.

This looks like his answer to that.

Bernie bump continues, surging to within 0.6 points of his previous high in the polls as Pocahonky flatlines

The war with Iran has ended

Charles, Prince of Wales and global warming gasbag, emits more than 162 metric tons of carbon, 18 times an average Briton’s annual total, in just two weeks that included Greta Thunberg photo-op at Davos

Story.

After one day of Trump defense Joni Ernst says Democrat case has been shredded to pieces

Joe Biden in New Hampshire joins Pocahonky in suicidal pledge to end fracking and pipelines

Story.

US Space Forces prepare to fly around UrAnus and wipe out Klingons

Democrat Adam Schiff alienates more Republican Senators: Murkowski, Barrasso, Collins, Risch and Cotton

Trend for HDD in Grand Rapids, Michigan, since 1904 shows winters moderating about 1.5% from the mean over the last century

Trend for CDD in Grand Rapids, Michigan, since 1904 shows slightly cooler summers

Well, we can't have a bizarre situation now can we, not when 30 stars in the observable universe die every second

She can't go upstairs: Well, Sophia, you'll just have to use the first floor bathroom instead

Stacey Abrams suddenly calls for a halt to re-litigating her Georgia election defeat, I think

Did the FBI give a green light to Stefan Halper to use taxpayer money to recruit members of Trump campaign as intel sources?

Bernie gets his bounce predicted by Matt Taibbi, but it's partly on the strength of that outlier CNN poll

Pocahonky has told a chump who actually paid off student loans that he can't have his money back, so he stomped off down the warpath

Oops, Bernie Sanders in 1996 advocated the Social Security tax increases and benefit cuts for which he now criticizes Joe Biden

Also, Venezuela is a model of socialism we should emulate. Also, let all the prisoners vote. Also, well, you get the idea.