Rep. Tim Burchett (TN-2) is a hoot: "Oyster Stroganoff"

If you can't kill it with a Glock or your car, forget it.

Illegal immigrants have figured out Trump's just a pushover

Too bad his voters haven't figured it out yet. What was that again about dumb immigrants?

The illusion of accomplishment: Trump's had just 3 quarters out of 8 with real GDP at 3% or higher, and no new wall

Trump works to maintain illusions of progress, as his main promises go unfulfilled:

President Trump, now in the third year of his term, is struggling to maintain the illusion of accomplishment as some of his biggest promises remain unfulfilled. ... Trump wrote in his book “The Art of the Deal” that he “plays to people’s fantasies.” He still does. ... “He kind of talked himself into a corner in promoting the wall all the time and gave Democrats an opportunity to stymie him just by refusing to pay for a wall,” said Mark Krikorian, executive director of the Center for Immigration Studies. Krikorian, whose group supports more restrictive immigration policies and thus is allied with Trump on some issues, disagrees with the president’s portrayal of a wall as critical to border security. The president felt he had to declare a national emergency “because he has made the wall such a high-profile objective,” Krikorian said. “It's important, but it’s not job one and it’s certainly not the reason we have a crisis at the border.”

Democrat Governor of MI Gretchen Whitmer lied to the voters in October 2016 when she denied she'd raise gasoline taxes by 20 cents a gallon

Yeah, she REALLY meant 45 cents, but couldn't win on that!

This weasel, similar to Democrat Bill Clinton in 1992, now says Gas tax hike 'not always my plan':

Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer called Tuesday for nearly tripling Michigan's per-gallon gas tax — and making the state home to the country's highest fuel taxes — in order to improve aging roads that she warned would only get worse without a major influx of new spending.

Whitmer's plan would increase the current 26-cents-per-gallon tax by 45 cents — going against what she said in a WOOD TV8 gubernatorial debate in October. When then-Republican nominee Bill Schuette said Whtimer wanted to increase the gas tax by 20 cents, she said that was "ridiculous" and "nonsense."

The president of the Jews can be depended upon only by Jews

Democrats have done nothing about their Ralph Northam Virginia blackface and rapist problems in over a month, expect the same on their anti-Semitism problems in Minnesota, Michigan and New York House Districts

You'll notice how four freshmen women Democrats have fled this winter identity train wreck like penguins on ice and have escaped undetected by the media into the sea of anonymity.

Donald Jeb! Trump decides to remain in Syria after all, which was a funny way to get rid of Mattis

#crackerdog

#25thAmendment

Dropping like flies: Hillary announces Monday she's not running, Bloomberg follows on Tuesday

Oh who will save our Planet?

Insane new Democrat governor of Michigan wants to raise regressive gasoline tax to highest in the nation

Gov. Whitmer proposes raising gas tax by 45 cents to fund Michigan’s crumbling roads:

According to The Tax Foundation, a Washington, D.C.-based nonprofit focused on tax policy, Michigan has the sixth highest gasoline tax nationally at 44.13 cents per gallon. The governor’s proposed 45-cent increase would push Michigan into the top spot, overtaking Pennsylvania’s current high of 58.7 cents per gallon.

Despite Bush 41 opening the floodgates to legal immigration, the growth rate for the part of the population that works is down 31% since 1999

#bodysnatcherspresident addresses CPAC

Hillary only flirts with the sorry truth: She lost WI (and OH, MI, PA) because blacks doubted the content of her character

Trump thanked black voters for staying home on election night on his victory lap in Grand Rapids:

Trump says blacks who stayed home were ‘almost as good’ as those who voted for him

Elizabeth Warren and pop star Michael Jackson may turn out to be from the same tribe

When your employer calls you a cuck

Bernie Sanders filed to run for president in 2020 as a Democrat and for Senate in 2024 as an independent just 13 days apart

Bernie isn't too confident about 2020, and still can't make up his mind what he is.

Greenpeace co-founder calls AOC delusional pompous little twit

I 100% sympathize with this technically true observation, but at least 17 million of these 54 million not in labor force are in high school and college!

It would be SO much better for high schoolers and collegians if there were ZERO illegal and legal immigrants taking the jobs they need to finance their educations, but when I think labor force, I don't think people 16-24 even though they contribute a lot to the economy.

Go to school. Stay in school. Then work like hell, SAVE, INVEST, and enjoy the American dream while voting for immigration restrictionists.

The smarter of the Hamas representatives in Congress, Rashida Tlaib (MI-13), is only there because of 900 votes

She is much more vulnerable than her dumber counterpart in MN-5, Ilhan Omar.

Buzzfeed's Michael Cohen bombshell blew up in its face, and its frontpage still looks like the junk mail I throw in the recycle, 'cause I'm conserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvative

People foolishly say Trump gave the Norcoms nothing when he's foolishly curtailing joint military exercises with SK

U.S. to end large-scale military drills with South Korea:

Word of the planned announcement comes less than 48 hours after a summit between Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un came to an abrupt end with no agreement. Trump said afterward that the annual military drills with South Korea were "very, very expensive" and the government in Seoul should pay more for them. ... “That’s not good alliance management," Klingner said. “We didn’t get anything in return. North Korea did not codify their missile test moratorium, nor do they agree to any constraints on their own military operations.”