Gillibrand steals from Yang, Booty Judge steals from Beto: Elect any of them and they'll steal from you

In Beto's America everyone will have just one shirt

Even when correcting himself Rush is wrong: Beto won election to the Texas House and quit after a year

Democrats Are Ignoring Their Frontrunner [Bernie]:

Oh. I erred, folks. I said Beto O’Rourke had never won an election. He did. He won an election to the Texas House and then quit after a year to run against Cruz in the Senate. What I meant to say was that Beto O’Rourke’s biggest life achievement is losing to Ted Cruz in the Senate race, not that he’s never won an election. Because he has.

Beto was elected to the US House three times, in 2012, 2014 and 2016, representing TX-16.

Today's fact that doesn't matter: Not everyone gets parody of Beto

Beto's just barely beating "Someone else" in latest Emerson Iowa poll

Failed Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke hopes to win something by giving driver's licenses to illegal aliens

I think he win another failure.

Sí, I do think so.

Left-wing scam artist set up fake political action committees for Bernie, Beto and kept the dough for himself

California con man set up bogus websites for Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke to defraud donors, prosecutors say:

A notorious California con man has been charged with defrauding donors out of more than $250,000 sent to sham political groups and websites for Beto O'Rourke, Bernie Sanders and other prominent Democrats, prosecutors said Tuesday. ... The court papers say that nearly all of the more than 1,000 donations to the scam PACs and websites were in fact pocketed by Dupont.

 

Beto's already spending your gas money contributions on parking tickets and tacos

And John F. Kerry who served in Vietnam never stopped for stop signs when he was behind the wheel.

Stop signs, like No Parking signs, are for little people.

Beto be big people now, especially when he stands on tables.

The first Democrat debate of Election 2020 ends with Kamala Harris skeet-shooting Klobuchar's binder thrown at Beto

"Spread your legs"

"I think ... I'm goin' ... to get me a beer"

h/t @the_bernie_bro

"I have high expectations for this country, loser"

Maybe because there's a culture of corruption swirling around Beto

Here.

Not only did his campaign misuse funds, he misused them to aid the illegal Honduran immigrant caravan.

"if we got caught . . ."

Hm, now why would Beto lie about the first day's campaign haul?

Unlike Obama Beto's doing his apology tour BEFORE he gets elected, and right here in the USA instead of abroad

Meanwhile, a person who doesn't "know that anyone is born for an office or a position" followed by "I certainly am not" might possibly be open to the legitimacy of hereditary kingship.

George Washington would have skipped the cherry tree and come after this guy with an axe.

And there it is from Ruben Navarrette, in USA Today two days ago, saying Beto is a cultural appropriator

For Latinos, 'Beto' O'Rourke is just another privileged white guy trying to manipulate them:

. . . Latinos . . . refuse to go loco for Beto. They’re concerned that Robert Francis O’Rourke, 46, who on Thursday joined an already-crowded field of 2020 Democratic presidential hopefuls, is trying to put one over on Latinos by tricking them into thinking he’s one of them. ... Patrick O’Rourke — Robert Francis’ father — once explained that he was the one who gave his son the nickname in the first place and the reason had a lot to do with politics, as well as geography. According to The Dallas Morning News, the patriarch reasoned that if his son ever ran for office in El Paso, the odds of being elected in that largely Mexican-American city were far greater with a name like Beto. When told of his father’s words, O’Rourke shrugged them off, calling his father “farsighted.” I’d use different words, like cynical and dishonest and manipulative.

Matthew Dowd's just mad Beto no Latino

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Since Beto's wife isn't white, his absence from home really is his white privilege on display, as his Democrat critics say

This guy is the biggest cuck yet, apologizing for everything.

Beto, your next president, had a pretty sick imagination about mowing down kids with his car when he was a teenager

Beto's got a car thing going. Car as a weapon (Jihadi much?). DUI. Driving around with the window open, looking for himself. Asking for gas money for the minivan campaign.

I don't want this guy driving anything, especially the country.

Beto O’Rourke’s secret membership in America’s oldest hacking group:

Another t-file from O’Rourke, written when he was 15, is a short and disturbing piece of fiction. “One day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles…. This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams.

“As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head.”

Like Beto hasn't been disrupting his family for the last four months driving around in search of himself, but now that he has more gas money comin' in might as well put it to good use

Paul Ryan declares The Body Snatchers victorious in their capture of @realdonaldtrump

"Trump's" record is why you idiots lost the House four months ago.

And the intellekshuls think Beto's the empty vessel.

Get a hold of yourselves people, if you give Beto gas money YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE for global warming & his next DUI

AOC told me so.

The Republican Beto you never heard about