TRUE BORN SONS OF LIBERTY

No ads, no remuneration. Die Gedanken sind wirklich frei. The tyrant "has desires which he is utterly unable to satisfy, and has more wants than any one, and is truly poor, if you know how to inspect the whole soul of him: all his life long he is beset with fear and is full of convulsions, and distractions, even as the State which he resembles."

Treasury Secretary Bessent says we have to stop the rigged Chicom economy by abandoning free market principles just like them

Nutball Tucker Carlson: We have to have an authoritarian crackdown in order to prevent a totalitarian takeover

Trump is so bad that Gen Z is falling in love with the guy who didn't keep us safe on 911, invented the religion of peace, gave us Michael Brown, and abandoned free market principles to save the free market system

Trump's GOP is Bush's GOP: We have to pass a bill continuing Joe Biden's deficit spending full of waste, fraud, and abuse through September so that Elon Musk can cut it

Harris-Walz campaign uses anti-democratic tactics against the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette in the name of saving democracy

LOL RFK Jr: Democrat Party dismantles democracy in order to save it

The American Way: In order to save the owls we have to kill the owls

Paraprosdokianism in the news: Colorado and Maine move to destroy democracy in order to save it

Trump's greatest economy ever is simply part of the worst economy ever, now in its sixteenth year and third year of Biden

That's because spending money you don't have to save the economy destroys the economy

Russia: "In order to save the Donbas, we have to destroy the Donbas"

Trudeau suspends democracy in order to save it

ROBINHOOD: WE HAD TO KILL THE STOCK TRADES IN ORDER TO SAVE THE STOCK TRADERS

Here's the 2020 herd immunity paraprosdokian I thought I would never hear but did

Remember George Bush in 2008?

Would you look at that, he posted it at 2:29pm, too: We have to kill 2.29% of the population in order to save it

NeverTrump Tom Nichols has to vote socialist in order to save the free market system

Judd Gregg, Senate author of TARP bank bailouts which picked bank winners, calls Trump conservative in name only

George W. Bush abandoned free market principles to save banks and companies the free market was about to destroy, but hey, we can't have that! That's capitalism!

Looks like we ended up liberating Europe in order to destroy it, and ourselves