Showing posts with label paraprosdokians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paraprosdokians. Show all posts
Saturday, March 8, 2025

Trump's GOP is Bush's GOP: We have to pass a bill continuing Joe Biden's deficit spending full of waste, fraud, and abuse through September so that Elon Musk can cut it

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Sunday, September 1, 2024

Harris-Walz campaign uses anti-democratic tactics against the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette in the name of saving democracy

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 In Philadelphia on Aug. 6, an enormous crowd of supporters exulted in the announcement of Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as Vice President Kamala...
Saturday, August 24, 2024

LOL RFK Jr: Democrat Party dismantles democracy in order to save it

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  RFK Jr. Exits Race, Endorses Trump: In The Name Of Saving Democracy, The Democratic Party Is Dismantling It   Good one!
Thursday, July 4, 2024

The American Way: In order to save the owls we have to kill the owls

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Sunday, December 31, 2023

Paraprosdokianism in the news: Colorado and Maine move to destroy democracy in order to save it

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Do we really want another pre-civil war election, where one candidate doesn't appear, for whatever reasons, on the ballots of ten Democr...
Saturday, June 17, 2023

Trump's greatest economy ever is simply part of the worst economy ever, now in its sixteenth year and third year of Biden

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Something about some guy abandoning free market principles in order to save the free market system.
Sunday, October 16, 2022

That's because spending money you don't have to save the economy destroys the economy

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  Dems Spent $2T to Save Economy, But Won't Talk About It Jim Tankersley, NYT
Thursday, July 14, 2022

Russia: "In order to save the Donbas, we have to destroy the Donbas"

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Operation in Ukraine is to save the Donbass people, Putin says Rus...
Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Trudeau suspends democracy in order to save it

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Saturday, January 30, 2021

ROBINHOOD: WE HAD TO KILL THE STOCK TRADES IN ORDER TO SAVE THE STOCK TRADERS

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Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev: Had To Pause Trading On Meme Stocks Thursday To Protect Customers, Ourselves  
Friday, April 3, 2020

Here's the 2020 herd immunity paraprosdokian I thought I would never hear but did

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We have to infect the entire population with the coronavirus in order to save it from the COVID-19 disease. A few voices are actually s...

Remember George Bush in 2008?

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Yeah, George Bush: We have abandoned free market principles in order to save the free market system. Good times 2008 are here again in ...
Saturday, February 15, 2020

Would you look at that, he posted it at 2:29pm, too: We have to kill 2.29% of the population in order to save it

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152300 / 66492 = 2.29 current coronavirus death rate
Friday, January 31, 2020

NeverTrump Tom Nichols has to vote socialist in order to save the free market system

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US Naval War College professor upset about the exercise of raw political power at the same time upset candidate Trump didn't do more ...
Monday, December 16, 2019

Judd Gregg, Senate author of TARP bank bailouts which picked bank winners, calls Trump conservative in name only

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Judd Gregg's idea of a conservative president is one who abandons free market principles in order to save the free market system. P...
Sunday, February 17, 2019

George W. Bush abandoned free market principles to save banks and companies the free market was about to destroy, but hey, we can't have that! That's capitalism!

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"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system" - George W. Bush Meanwhile, millions of homeowners w...
Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Looks like we ended up liberating Europe in order to destroy it, and ourselves

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Friday, December 1, 2017

Retiring Sen. Bob Corker demands Republicans raise taxes in order to cut them

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We had to destroy the village in order to save it. Bombing is the only way forward. We had to have a war between the States in ord...
Saturday, August 5, 2017

Liberalism has become illiberalism, insisting that bombing is the only way forward

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Usefully discussed here . "We have to destroy the village in order to save it."
Monday, July 17, 2017

Remember the Republican motto: In order to save the Union we have to destroy it

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